The Funniest Amandaland Quotes (That Deserve to Be on Cards)
If you’ve been watching Amandaland, you’ll know it’s already full of chaotic, savage and ridiculously relatable one-liners. Whether you’re looking for the perfect caption, a quote to send your mate, or just want a laugh, we’ve rounded up the best Amandaland quotes so far.
Amanda referring to her job as a collab will forever be iconic and genuinely funny.
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Best Amandaland Quotes
Felicity: “Bloody Joy, First Name Kill”
Johannes: “This isn't a snake, this is an earthworm in a leather jacket”
Anne Flynne “There ain't no party like an Anne sausage party”
Mal: Age ain't nothing but a number.
Fi: You do know who wrote that song?
Mal: Yeah, I know.
[Walks off]
Anne Flynn: Who wrote that song?
Fi: R Kelly.
Anne Flynn: Your Kelly wrote that song? Fair play to her.
Anne Flynn: And then he goes dancing round the stately home, naked as the day he was born, and I should know because I was there the day he was born. Yeah. His mammy was on the same ward as Sinead when she was having Michael. So that's the second time now I've seen Barry Keoghan's mickey.
Anne Flynn: "I thought I'd bring you a little tuck parcel from Waitrose now you've only got a Tesco metro
Amanda: "I'm actually reclaiming the word 'simpleton'."
Amanda: "I'm not ready to give up regency proportions." (Regarding her new, smaller house)
Amanda: "Darling, let me in before I get mugged."
Amanda: "Quick, let me in, it smells like buses out here."
Amanda: "No, an object that speaks to the sincerity of this space." (When her daughter suggests a couch)
Amanda: "My colour pallet's spring/summer and this is autumn winter."
The fact Amandas mum refers to her carer as her PA is actually so funny and that she has her saved in her phone as Kill Joy is even funnier.
Amandaland Kill Joy Birthday Card
We cannot forget Anne! Anne is a main character in sheeps clothing with her funny one liners and meek behaviour the show would not be what it is without her.
And there certainly ain't no party like an Anne Sausage Party!
Anne Sausage Party Birthday Card
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