Alan Partridge

I have a confession to make, no I haven't released an unexpected yet potent gust, I have an obsession with Alan Partridge. He has his own page. It's for all you AP fans out there, the ones who cannot go a day without quoting him, the ones who use an AP quote in a room full of people who have no idea what you're talking about, the ones who shout DAN, the ones who long to visit Longstanton Spice Museum (it doesn't exist) and those who have been to at least one cracking owl sanctuary.