Alan PartridgeFunny Swaffham T-Shirt — "My own tip is never throw water on a hot fire, I'll take your face off" Graphic Tee

A laid-back, conversation-starting tee that wears like a favorite memory. This lightweight cotton shirt features a retro comic-style print of a contemplative diner scene with tongue-in-cheek text above — a little sarcastic, a little nostalgic. It drapes casually with a classic crew neckline and clean silhouette, so it slips on with jeans or under a jacket. The texture is smooth and durable, made for repeat wears and washes while keeping the image crisp. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, break an awkward silence, or lean into low-key humor at meetups and weekend hangs.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed, elastic crew collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching.
- DTG print on the body (DTF used for sleeve/neck labels where applicable) for vivid, durable artwork.
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: more jam, hello@morejam.co.uk

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean