Married With Children I Welcome Death Graphic T-Shirt — Dark Humor Portrait Tee

A soft, lightweight tee that carries a darkly comic vibe — a bold graphic panel shows two retro-styled figures beneath the blunt headline “I WELCOME DEATH.” The shirt feels breathable and smooth against skin, with a clean crew neckline and a classic straight fit that layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeves. Wear it when you want to make a sardonic statement at a concert, a late-night hang, or while wandering city streets. Subtle garment details — tear-away label, stabilized shoulders, and a resilient ribbed collar — keep the focus on the artwork while keeping the shirt comfortable for everyday use. Printed with lasting ink methods, the image holds color and edge through repeated wear and washes.

Product features
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a smoother look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz) — soft, durable, and great for printing
- Pearlized tear-away label and classic crew neckline for comfortable, irritation-free wear
- DTG/DTF print methods used for vibrant, long-lasting graphic placement on body and sleeves

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors